Act 3, Scene 1: I feel so cheated...

Man...I just discovered a very disturbing truth: Filet-O-Fish(FOF) has a higher calorie content than Mcnuggets. I feel so short-changed man. Why the hell did I run two-miles and have to eat that?

And another thing: The next time you order a FOF, open up the bun and see how much cheese they actually put in there. Cos this was what happened to me earlier:

Me (to myself): WTF?! This is HALF A CHEESE SLICE! I can't take this anymore..gotta complain.

So off to the counter I go.

M: Excuse me miss, could I ask you something?

Server: Yes?

M: Take a look at my FOF. Do you see something wrong with it?

S: (Takes some time to look at the bloody burger) Hmm, actually I find nothing wrong with it.

M: Seriously? Doesn't the cheese slice seem abit HALVED to you?

S: Oh yes. But I thought that's the way it should be?

M: (pointing to the picture) But this picture has a full cheese slice eh?

S: Erm, let me speak to my manager for a moment.

Manager: Yes sir, can I help you?

M: My FOF has half a slice of cheese in it. I feel shortchanged because the photograph has a full slice in it.

MG: Ok...so your complain is?

M: I just said it! You're cheating people...

MG: Ok...so you want your extra slice of cheese?

M: No I don't want an extra slice. I want my missing half.

MG: Ok...do you want us to put it in your burger?

M: Hmm, since every burger has half a slice, why don't you give me another burger?

MG: Erm...ok...

M: Will you stop saying 'Ok'? Isn't there another affirmation you can utter?

MG: Erm...yes. So you want another burger?

M: Actually, keep your burger, But I would appreciate it if you could keep an eye on your staff to make sure they perform their duties properly. Is there a bonus for saving extra slices of cheese? I'm sure not so why are you keeping them from paying customers? That slice of cheese just spoilt my appetite. I can't think of what else you guys have shortchanged from other customers. Maybe they'll get 5 nuggets instead of 6? Or their Mcflurry won't have its flurry?

MG: Yes sir. I'll look into this. I'm sorry.

So there...check your burgers people! Are you getting what you're paying for? Or did they leave a little 'extra' for you?

Anyway, things are ok now for me with regard to the earlier posts. I'm learning and trying.

Aw fuck!...as I was publishing the post some idiot tried to clear my tray and table when there was OBVIOUSLY still food on it! WTF is wrong with these people? Not enough cheat my food, now they wanna cheat my time too? That's it..I'm never eating in this franchise ever again!