Act 5, Scene 6: Watch movie

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Haha. I know its a super long clip but this has got to be one of my more favourite segments in one of my most favourite films EVER. (Plus obviously I couldn't find a suitable clip from the net for this entry)

Notable mentions include Corporal Ong's order for Ah Beng to 'Drop 10'; the classic, 'Gentlemen, my Grandmother can do it better than you!' and its equally classic reply of 'Then ask your Grandmother to do la!'; and one of the funniest (albeit theatrical) scenes in the whole movie:

Cpl Ong: 'Ah, very good ah. Very strong! Sideburn also, very long! Gentlemen, can you hear someone calling you?'

(Kumar stands over Cpl Ong's shoulder and mocks listening as if his girlfriend is calling out to him.)

Malcolm: 'Corporal, maybe it's my mother.'

Cpl Ong: (incredulously) 'WHO?!'

Johan: 'Sir! Maybe bapak saya(my father), sir!'

Cpl Ong: 'Gentlemen, do you all know why you all cannot hear? Because your bleddy hair is too long; covering your ears. Gentlemen, the barber is calling you. COME, CUT HAIR! COME, CUT HAIR!'

Haha..I love it when he raises his arms, looks out into the distance and says, almost as if he was doing no wrong, 'COME, CUT HAIR!'. Haha.

So thinking about that, I went to do exactly what he said. Here's what happened:

After the first few snips, I thought:

'Wow, you're one good looking bugger!'

Then:

'Hmm, uncle is making me look like Jude Law..COOL!'

Thereafter:

'Hey..now I look like Kurt Russell in some war movie..erm..'

Then he said something un-understandable in Malay (for those of you who aren't so well-informed, firstly, I can't hear very well when people speak softly; secondly, my Malay already sucks so if it's not even discernible, DEY UNCLE! HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND?! Oh and he's Chinese so he pretty much mangled what he was trying to say)

After a further alteration:

'Oh damn..oh please, no...I have no idea who I look like now. But why didn't he just stop at Jude Law?!'

But at least he shaved the little bits of ends of my hair. Haha. I love it when barbers do that. It makes the hair grow better and I just like running my hands over it when I'm lying down doing nothing. Haha.

So today was a weird day. I went to do a little delivery at Princess' place cos she wasn't working and couldn't go out. So she got a little care package from me. Haha. She looked great, as always, even without her make-up and wearing those glasses. I've been trying to get her to wear them but she refuses. Finally I got to see them. =)

Then on my way back, I thought, 'Hmm, since I'm going swimming, why don't I take 856 since it's gonna pass by the swimming pool?'. Piece of advice, don't. So many Malaysians were going back from the various factories along the way and my bus driver was just one good-natured bastard. He practically waited at every bus stop till everyone had a seat. Sometimes it took so long I felt like punching him.

Speaking of punches, I wanna beat up the idiots in the one of the English Modules. Where the Hell did you get your doctorates from? Your English usage in the INSTRUCTIONS alone were so difficult to understand, I nearly gave up. Plus noone explained it to me in detail cos we're wasting so much time on super long lectures which nobody understands anyway. AW FUCK LA, K!

Okies..enough anger. Good thing I had my swim. A group of secondary school kids were just leaving when I arrived and the pool was near empty. I had such a good time completing my swim. Haha. Another day, another mile. =)

Then, got home and watched HAPPY FEET..and I remembered seeing this group of toddlers at the swimming pool. They looked to be about 3-4 years old and were having swimming lessons; only instead of having lessons, they had an instructor who sat them at the side of the kiddy pool and encouraged them to come into the water. There were a few who were scared so he splashed water on them to get them accustomed. Haha. They were so cute cos they weren't crying and when they wanted to get out of the pool, he made them stand in two lines and put their hands on the shoulders of the kid in front of them. SO CUTE LA! It's like a kindergarten class. Haha. Then the boys had a separate class and the girls had their own instructor. I can just imagine sending my kids to that. Build up their water-confidence before I push them into the deep end and make them swim 1-mile laps with me. Haha. Like Princess said, 'So evil.'. It's not being evil dear; its imparting values and life-skills. Haha.

Ok..time to hunker down and get those assignments done. 1 today, 2 tomorrow. =P

Watch your step, Nur. =)